CATIE LANE
Catie Lane is not k.d. lang. But thank you for asking. She’s currently living and working outside of Atlanta. Be careful when asking about her tattoos, especially the shark because she has a lot of shark facts locked and loaded. All she’s trying to achieve is retirement to a small town in Maine so that she can become a mystery writer and help solve the alarming number of murders that occur in the “sleepy little town.”
I have poop somewhere on my shirt. I never thought I’d be the person who can’t figure out where the smell is coming from, only to realize in a moment of horrifying clarity that they are the origin of the smell.
It’s me.
Somewhere on my person, there is poop…